Underwear means things! Girl knew she was getting laid. She pretty much thought you were a sure thing. She probably shaved her legs too. Whatever your plan was for the evening, she knew it was gonna end in sex. But she still wants to impress you. The lacy thong means she still wants you to have some mystery, to think of her as a sexy ethereal being. Enjoy it while it lasts. She likes your friends. She likes low-key nights.
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It was a day to celebrate. My friend and colleague Chris had just been promoted and relocated to take over our new branch of office in upstate Cape City. She laughed, slapped my shoulder and told me to stop kidding her. Chris too shared the same opinion. We ordered a round of gin and tonic, followed by another. She sat between Chris and myself, while behind us the DJ sampled out hip-hop music for the dancing crowd. Justin took off her jacket, revealing her low-cut shoulder-strapped pink top.
I am in my 70s, on Social Security and in my second marriage. My wife, "Irene," is in her early 50s and holds a good job. I drive a little scooter, and Irene has given me a gas credit card so I can get around. Last week, I told her that I need some underwear and asked her for her store credit card. She said she has a drawer full of nylon panties and that I should wear them instead. She said when they are worn out she will buy me some new men's underwear. She also said she didn't want to waste any money on me since the panties are still wearable.
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